Politics

g2sky · 发表于 2012-10-18 09:54:08

Son: "Daddy, I have to write a specialreport for school, but I don't know what Politics is."Father: "Well,let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call meCapitalism. Your Mum is the administrator of money, so we'll call her Government.We take care of your need, so let's call you The People. We'll call the maidthe Working Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do you understandson?"Son: "I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think aboutit."That night awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see whatwas wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boywent to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to themaid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed withthe maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid,so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.The next morning hereported to his father.Son: "Dad, now I think I understand what Politicsis."Father: "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your ownwords?"Son: "Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the WorkingClass, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored andthe Future is full of Shit."

米粒 · 发表于 2012-10-18 10:11:22

哈哈，这不就是前几年网上流行的那段笑话的洋话版吗？

   老师让同学回家后写一篇有关“国家“、“党“、“社会“和“人民“的作文。小明不理解这些词的含义，就去问爸爸。
　　爸爸告诉他：“国家是最大的，就象你奶奶。党是最有权利的，是一家之主，就象我。社会就是为党和国家干活，还得听党的，就象你妈妈。人民就是最小的，说什么也没人听，就象你。&quot;
　　晚饭后，小明想写作文，可是还不是很明白这些事，就去想问奶奶，可是奶奶已经睡了。小明去找爸爸，爸爸和妈妈正忙着“床上运动“，爸爸一看他来，两个耳刮子就给打出来了。小明没有办法，只好抹抹眼泪，回房间自己写作文了。
　　第二天，爸爸接到老师的电话：“你是小明的父亲吧，“
　　“是啊，什么事“
　　“关于小明的作文“
　　“是写的不好吗？“
　　“不，是写的太好了，我怀疑不是他自己写。。。。。。&quot;
　　小明的作文是：国家已沉睡，党在玩社会，社会在呻吟，人民在流泪

穷忙 · 发表于 2012-10-18 10:19:30

没米粒的翻译，还真没看明白

g2sky · 发表于 2012-10-18 10:19:57

米粒: 哈哈，这不就是前几年网上流行的那段笑话的洋话版吗？

老师让同学回家后写一篇有关“国家“、“党“、“社会“和“人民“的作文。小明不理解这些词的含

呵呵，西方是资本家玩工人阶级。天朝是党玩所有人

肖龙 · 发表于 2012-10-21 20:20:18

多谢米粒翻译