标题: Politics [打印本页] 作者: g2sky 时间: 2012-10-18 09:54 标题: Politics Son: "Daddy, I have to write a specialreport for school, but I don't know what Politics is."Father: "Well,let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call meCapitalism. Your Mum is the administrator of money, so we'll call her Government.We take care of your need, so let's call you The People. We'll call the maidthe Working Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do you understandson?"Son: "I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think aboutit."That night awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see whatwas wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boywent to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to themaid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed withthe maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid,so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.The next morning hereported to his father.Son: "Dad, now I think I understand what Politicsis."Father: "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your ownwords?"Son: "Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the WorkingClass, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored andthe Future is full of Shit."作者: 米粒 时间: 2012-10-18 10:11
哈哈，这不就是前几年网上流行的那段笑话的洋话版吗？